sucking dick for cookies

Jill is such a dope ho she is always sucking dick for cookies.
by fatjerr November 19, 2013
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Moo Cow Cookies

An original cookie base out of Freeport, LI. Originated out of the pure wub for the world, meant to be share and not to be withheld from the world.
OMG moo cow is bringing Moo Cow Cookies!
by Gbarr85 April 09, 2010
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The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
by HumanusAustralis April 30, 2020
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cookie dough or vanilla

a way of asking if someone is kinky or vanilla
cookie dough or vanilla?

cookie dough
by dheeckpeeck May 16, 2020
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cookie jar money

Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.
Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?

Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
by Mitties September 26, 2017
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mint raisin cookie

When a woman's vajayjay is fresh and wrinkly at the same time.
A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah
by minmin293 January 28, 2014
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Bacon Cookie Sammich

A delicious combination of a Bacon Grid (6 intertwined sliced of bacon, 3x3) and Chocolate Chip Cookies put together on any choice of wheat product such as a Biscuit, toast, Donut, or just plain bread. Commonly used as currency for favor's, Just as a dollar is a promise of gold.
Hey dude, thanks for backing me up back there. I owe you a bacon cookie Sammich.
by Firestar4680 May 15, 2011
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