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weed tea bag

when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.
The neighbour gave me a weed tea bag and it didn't work.
by Sduvvy August 8, 2023
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Spilling The Tea

Telling everything you know about something or someone, Telling it all, Spilling the Beans
She got drunk and started spilling the tea.
by Amschel September 6, 2025
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Forbidden tea

A forbidden tea is when a man goes for a jog and the dips his nut sack into a glass of warm water to give to his spouse when they are feeling sick.
"Hey babe I'm not feeling well can you make me a glass of forbidden tea?"
by Bigboywyatt February 1, 2025
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tea bag

Gaming: the act of repeatedly crouching over an opposing player who utterly had no chance of victory which in turn humiliates them.
Dude, that was awesome I just shotgunned this noob I'm gunna tea bag him now.
by TheOnlineGamer November 24, 2010
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tea vodka

It's quite simple, honestly. You take a fresh bottle of straight vodka (none of that flavored crap), and you steep a bag of tea in it (preferably either Twinings English Breakfast, Bigelow Lemon, or Earl Grey) in the fridge for AT LEAST 8 hours. Et voila you have tea vodka.
"Made some tea vodka for the viewing party tonight!"
by BigBob9999 November 20, 2021
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tea

the gossip that keeps every girl living.

the fuel of EVERYTHING in high school and the only reasons why girls ever text on group chats.
hey sisters

-no reply-

“i got some tea to spill

“OMG SPILL SPILL !!!!!!!!”
by ehhhhhmehgirl101 June 5, 2020
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Lost dreams and tea

The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.

The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.

It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.

P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
I live out my days on lost dreams and tea, but if I am not mad, then who else will I be?
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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