north texas haunt jaunt

North Texas Haunt Jaunts. We hunt ghosts, not ratings.
by NTxHJ December 21, 2016
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damn b texas

Shit hole of the area located near Woodville jasper and warren Texas nothing but meth head crack fiends Mormons and two faced fucktards who sell there mommas left ass cheek for next fix
Your momma is a damn b texas local
by Momaparish15 March 22, 2023
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Texas Chaw

The greatest sports team to grace this earth since the '92 cowboys. They drop dick and piss all over .40 core softballs! Their battle cry of "CHAW!!!!!!!", which is screamed after every spectacular double play is rolled or piss missile is launched, can be heard from sea to shining sea.
Jim Adler: What are we gonna name the team?
Tx Hammer: Texas Chaw?
Jim Adler: Sounds awesome...
Tx Hammer: CHAW!!!!!!!!!!!
by MRiDropDick2 August 12, 2010
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West Texas Frac Job

A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.
Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!
by WestTexasTick April 02, 2024
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texas sore throat

When you eat spicy food and feel the burn come out the other end.
Oi, I shouldn’t have eaten so many hot wings yesterday, I’ve got a Texas sore throat.
by The original STD June 22, 2019
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.
Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!
by Poopdick222!! May 22, 2019
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texas toilet

A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)
I heard margret had a texas toilet by robert.
by Dickerdowner30000 September 05, 2017
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