Subway Straight Jacket

When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.

Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.

The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!

by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013

Ur mate straight

Can reverse an “ur” phrases

Bill: “someone called my mom gay”
Fred: “don’t worry ur mate straight”

by Memeiboi May 16, 2018

Straight Edge Simon

Someone that doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol

Dave: Is Larry coming to drink out for a drink
Daniels: Nah i think he's become a straight edge simon

by Conm January 16, 2021

Straight Up-Fucked

Schooled, pummeled, basically owned whether it be in a game, a fight, any occasion where you come back with a hurt ego.

Kevin: Did you see that fight?
Jake: Yeah. Todd got straight up-fucked.

Kyle: Dammit! I was THIS close to beating you!

Sam: Naw, you got straight up-fucked.

by WeedWizard70 July 4, 2019

arabian straight jacket

when you take a shit on someone's chest/torso and then seran wrap it to them.

dude, that hooker totally gave me an arabian straight jacket last night.

dude, thats gross.

by emoBobbykid March 14, 2010

straight off you

Straight off you could mean a person doesn't fuck with you or talk to you anymore for something you did or for an action you did online or in person

I'm straight off you, you been hoeing around too much!

by Vic2Bic April 27, 2017

straight out of the earth

When you find something nice and it is made up of the finest materials from mother nature. examples like extremely pricey items and clothes

A: Damn those shoes are $970.00. I Can buy those at kohls for the same price.

B:those must be straight out of the earth

by raxxle dazzle April 25, 2010