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A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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women's rights

women's rights is so funny I shit myself a little I laughed so hard.
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Driver right

When two men are having sex, the active one has the driver right
Let’s switch driver right
You have the driver right tonight
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It’s all right

Description of something new that’s excellent in every way
When presented with a new piece of equipment and asked by senior management what you think about it defined as “it’s all right
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Right Angled

When you are sitting on the floor watching a movie with someone and they sit perpendicular to you at legs length. Thus creating a right angle.
So, she put on a movie and totally right angled me. I felt like I was watching the movie alone.
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Wide Right

Not right in the head, incoherent, not good, off the mark.
Dude….are you off your medsyou are acting all wide right today.
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womens rights

haha bet womens rights dont exist
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