Falcon Punch

Chuck Norris' back up weapon of choice.

"Oh No! Bruce Lee cut off Chuck Norris' legs!"
"Wait, it's o.k. Chuck Norris can still FALCON PUNCH"

Chuck Norris- "FALCON PUNCH!!!!"

**Universe & Bruce Lee implode**

by [A lump of Grass] August 10, 2010

honey punch

When you pour honey into someone’s asshole then proceed to suck the honey out.

Hey Debbie wanna make some honey punch

by Leboeufbuff October 06, 2017

No Show Without Punch

The response to a listener, who on hearing a story feels that they must interject with a similar comment, or an inference that they are also subjected to a similar environmental variable. Usually this will be more intense the original commentator. The meaning originates from the Punch and Judy shows which have their root in 16th-century Italian commedia dell'arte. The reference being that without the responder, the show cannot go on.

'Oh my god, I had a power cut last night. I tripped and stubbed my toe'. 'Well, we had a power cut and I fell and broke my collarbone.' 'Really, well I suppose there is no show without punch'

OR

'I have a sore throat'. 'Well, i have a sore throat AND I've gone blind.' 'Well, there is no show without punch'

by Garfunkal January 13, 2010

punch the prime minister

Aussie slang for jerking off

dude 1: oi mate can I come into ya bloody dunny? I need to punch the prime minister
dude 2: nah mate, I'm punching the prime minister

by HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH man April 17, 2018

Ultimate Falcon Punch

its where you scream "FALCON PUNCH" while you fist a girl so hard she lifts off the ground

Dude i just gave charlene an ultimate falcon punch and i gave her a concussion when she hitmthe ceiling

by the boston powerhouse1 September 07, 2009

jim crow punch

The proper way to punch a black person, usually as a punishment for drinking out of the white fountains, or shitting in the white bathrooms

Jim- What is that Nigger doing in my restaurant?
Bobby Joe- I don't know Jim, but give his black ass the Jim Crow Punch and shoo is ass out, make sure you dont get bit though, you might get AIDS!!!

by Billy Ray Ju March 27, 2008

jawaky ass punch

a random punch to the ass of an unsuspecting victim

Punch yer buddy in the ass real hard when he aint lookin whammo...a jawaky ass punch

by Shawn Beeler February 06, 2007