Cutest Person in the World

Marzia Kjellberg (Bisognin).

"Oh my God! Marzia is literally the cutest person in the world."

by swedesrcute January 5, 2021

Personalized hugs

A hug that can be designed to be extremely pleasurable to any individual. Hugs can consist of varied lengths of time from short squeezes to long lingering hugs. They can include various qualities of arm action ranging from the hover hand to gentle squeezes of ones tush. They can also vary the the amount of body contact from a nice forearm embrace, to a "butt out" hug, to even a tummy embrace. Really, the possibilities of a Personalized hugs are endless and designed to be patient centered to establish a good rapport between "hugger" and "huggie"

Person 1: Hey did you hear that you can get Personalized hugs if you sign up and play dodgeball?

Person 2: oh really?! Sounds like a win win to me! Plus the guy giving out hugs seems pretty nice!

by KyHuGs February 26, 2017

could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Personal

You have to keep it yourself, like your info;
It belongs to you

My bed is personal.

by Qi_87 May 22, 2022

Good person detector

Did anyone catch the michelin jew's reference to me? Anyone? Because I said I had a charlatan detector... Get it? He read the thing. This. He read this.... I don't think he's a fan.... ☹️

Hym "Hahahahahahaha Good person detector!? Get it? Because he knows he's a charlatan and feels bad (kind of) so to console him, the michelin jew says that. You know who I'm talking about, right? Put a yamacha on the stay-puff marshmallow. Can you picture it? Do you see? You get it?"

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

Golden person

Someone with who you want to spend rest of your life. Someone who you feel you can be yourself with. Person who will always be important for you. Someone who's eyes will always tell you something, something that is more than everything

“Golden person”

by Goldthoughts_4u August 23, 2023

due to my strong personal convictions

I wish to stress that this record in no way endorses a belief in the occult.

YOU ARE DEAD AND BURRIED YOU ARE DEAD ( oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)

Due to my strong personal convictions (Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)

by rAnBoOLeMoNdEmOnEnJoYeRalsogay February 12, 2023