dirty mary jo

When you get drunk taking a pee and fall in the bathtub.

My girlfriend got so drunk she pulled a dirty Mary Jo.

by whitejoker707 June 14, 2020

Marie

Usually talks to multiple boys until she finds the one, but that won't last long. She is Nice and will do anything to protect her loved ones unless it's a boy cus she doesn't go that far for boys "they aren't worth it" is something she would say. If you can score Marie for more than a month you a legend.

"Damn, how long have you been with her?"
" about 27 days"
"damn yo ngl you might make it to a month"
"thats surprising its Marie"

by iuyrewqwioe January 4, 2024

Saint Mary Magdalene

Saint Mary Magdalene is a preppy catholic school, where my cousin goes. It's in Delco, and if you don't know what that is, fuck you. They are all stood up cunt bags and have big ass houses in developments. They usually go to Cardinal " O'whora" and try getting hammered every night. To sum it up, they are all faggots.

"Oh... that kid goes to Saint Mary Magdalene. He's a rich cunt.

by ajmc31527 December 17, 2017

Mari

God's Smash or Pass

Usually they smash her(Mari)

Mari:Smash or pass

God:Def SMASH

by FlossBot April 23, 2020

Mary Andy

The best girl you would ever find. If you catch one, don't let her go. She will love you and make you the happiest guy ever. She will ask you for nudes sometimes yet she's not really horny. Besides, you make her horny. A lover of Disney and dogs

Dude 1: Daaaaaaamn, that girl is soooo hot.
Me: I know, she's Mary Andy, she's perfect and she's my girlfriend

by Gansosrosas April 1, 2017

Marie

Usually talks to multiple boys until she finds the one, but that won't last long. She is Nice and will do anything to protect her loved ones unless it's a boy cus she doesn't go that far for boys "they aren't worth it" is something she would say. If you can score Marie for more than a month you a legend.

"Damn, how long have you been with her?"
" about 27 days"
"damn yo ngl you might make it to a month"
"thats surprising its Marie"

by iuyrewqwioe January 4, 2024

Mari

An amazing person that is really pretty very smart and very caring. Everyone wants a Mari in their life. Mari’s have the best energy and vibes. Mari’s are the most funny and wonderful people. If you don’t have a Mark in your life your need one and if you do have one your very lucky.

You are so lucky your friend is a Mari.

I wish I was a Mari.
Maris are beautiful.

by Only Fans November 23, 2021