I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!
by TatisJunior August 18, 2022
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My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs
Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝
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Just Honest

What bullies say when they’re actually just bullies.
Riley and Kitren: we’re just honest!
eros: no bullies
by JudastheBudist March 16, 2021
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The moons just a slice away

For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.
"Yo bro, she said no when I asked her out."
"Sometimes the moons just a slice away bro."
by James E. Robert August 24, 2015
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person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?
by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023
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Just a name

Person 1: Just a name is so submissive
Person 2: Kys
by RandomName985 January 19, 2023
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Just jerkn't january

First month of Sigma year, where guys test their true dedication to this act. For a whole month of january men are prohibited from jacking off.
Mike:"Yo did you just start Just jerkn't january?"
James:"Yes I want to test my true limits."
by chorbet November 15, 2022
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