A mysterious online figure who magically appears in comment sections, forums, or social media threads to "clean up" inconvenient truths, criticisms, or viral claims. Armed with suspiciously specific insider knowledge ("My uncle works at Nintendo"), debunking skills sharper than a CIA fact-checker, or unwavering corporate loyalty, they aggressively dismiss anything that makes a company, government, or product look bad—regardless of evidence. Often smells like a paid shill but claims to just be a "concerned citizen" or "random expert"
Post a video exposing a scam product? Brace for the Internet Janitors to swarm like roaches—‘Actually, I tested this and it works PERFECTLY’ or ‘Fake news, my cousin’s roommate’s dog is the CEO
by Painitblack May 19, 2025
Get the Internet janitormug. Internet Bull: A male stud, that is muscular build, good looking and often gifted, who trolls online for partners that could be either male or female or both to meet up with for random sexual acts &/or favors.
by Jjjblueballs67 September 4, 2017
Get the internet bullmug. by Felicity Mae November 2, 2018
Get the internetmug. When an individual becomes so compulsive to online media/pornographic material that they addictively become extremely obsessed with what they are pleasuring themselves to on the internet through their smart devices/black mirrors to the extent that they eventually start to loose all sense of reality from the outside world. Users who suffer from this new found type lust typically are people you would expect and people that you would never expect to an addict. This condition is usually chronic as It rewires the users minds to an extent that it may affect real life relationships. Usually a pornographic detox may help the ones who suffer from internet list.
Internet Lust is an undiagnosed condition that affects millions if not billions across the globe. Porn addiction is one of the many signs that you may suffer from Internet Lust.
Kevin is always finding pleasure through the internet because he has Internet Lust.
Kevin is always finding pleasure through the internet because he has Internet Lust.
by Dr.Dennis January 6, 2025
Get the Internet Lustmug. People who believe something on the internet, such as claytonstrEt94 and DareDArrow, without doing their own research or check credited sources. When questioned on their beliefs, they resort to name calling.
Jack: Can't be John is a internet Sheep, he believes everything these dumb YouTubers are saying about censorship.
by FireBornLava December 10, 2021
Get the Internet Sheepmug. 1. someones mood on the internet based on internet events. often used on myspace, facebook, and twitter, this mood usually isnt what you're feeling in real life, but what you're portraying to feel on the internet.
guy) just got dumped on myspace, so my mood is "sad".
other
other guy) really? You dont seem sad.
guy) dude, its just an internet mood. i got dumped on myspace, so my myspace (internet) mood is sad.
other
other guy) really? You dont seem sad.
guy) dude, its just an internet mood. i got dumped on myspace, so my myspace (internet) mood is sad.
by aray21cz July 31, 2009
Get the internet moodmug. Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.
Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!
John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.
Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.
Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
by Mongo1313 November 3, 2014
Get the Internet Bitchmug.