dead-james-potter

best user on tumblr by far and the number 1 creator of james jokes we love loony loony is amazing literally funny as hell they're posts make my day and I love them a lot slayyy they're so cool

dead-james-potter the ceo of making dead james jokes

by darkhumourlol April 5, 2022

Dead Man's Float

Floating face down in water, making it difficult to breathe

The Coast Guard pulled a body out of the water that was doing the dead man's float

by x11198109v0 October 3, 2014

The Walking Dead Terms

**You stands for Non-Walking Dead fans and We stands for Walking dead fans**
You say "Zombie", We say "Walker"
You say "Sheriff", We say "Rick"
You say "Sexy", We say "Daryl"
You say "Child Soldier", We say "Carl"
You say "Santa", We say "Hershel"
You say "Crazy", We say "Full Shane"
You say "Evil", We say "Governor"
You say "Taylor Swift", We say "Beth"
You say "Country Girl", We say "Maggie"
You say "Therapist", We say "Hardwick"
You say "Life", We say "TWD"
You say "Machine". We say "Andrew"

The Walking Dead Terms are something we should start to use.

by Vicktor "Wolf" Reznov April 5, 2021

your dad is dead

literally everone can relate lol. because your dad is dead

HEY, THATS WHY YOUR DAD IS DEAD LOL

by heycupcake:) May 22, 2021

Dead man joint

A joint owned or rolled by a deceased person

Soon larry left us, let us share his dead man joint in his memory

by terminalterminator June 21, 2021

is urban dictionary dead

Yes.

Why is urban dictionary dead?
I don't know...

by Orrinpants October 27, 2021

my nan is dead

Always told that cunt I hated her life support beeping so I plugged her out to charge my phone.

Roses are red , I got a new bed , I smoked a load of rollies today , my Nan is dead

by DeanoLad June 13, 2020