Dad

Gone

Mommy when is dad gonna be home

Mom;soon honey

13 years later still not home

by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019

#fight another persons dad

Michael

I'm gonna #fight another persons dad

by A huuuuuge black man April 17, 2019

your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is

Your Dad went to buy milk.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

Freds dad

Some nigga that steals people chins while they sleep

#LongChinTribe

I can’t wait for Freds Dad to drop his new album with that Nigga X

Damn that nigga Fred really left me with a wet chin this morning

by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021

dad

something that dream stans lack

Dads cannot be fathers of dream stans

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 22, 2023

Dad

That one person that went to get milk but never came home.

Alright son I need to go to the store and get some milk be RIGHT back.The son”Ok Dad.

by Hithere65 September 24, 2019

Dad Pat

A firm pat on the flank or haunches of a dog, usually performed by a father figure.

My dad said he didn't want our dog, but now he gives him the Dad Pat all the time

by FrostingGore November 17, 2025