sucking dick for cookies

Jill is such a dope ho she is always sucking dick for cookies.
by fatjerr November 19, 2013
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Girl scout cookies

Cookies that girl scouts buy the whole stock of from Safeway, Walgreens, etc.. and re-sell for a higher price than what they payed for. They do usually taste pretty good, but only because its from somewhere else. And for the price, nah not worth it, just get cookies from your local grocery store.
Guy: How much do these Girl scout cookies costs?
Girl scout: 10$
Guy: 10$?! for only 10 cookies?! I can just go to the Safeway down the street and get the same cookies for 5$!
by Halcynixa December 10, 2021
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Milk and Cookies Boy

"Yes Milk and Cookies Boy"
by Pc Nonce December 23, 2020
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Num-num cookies

Definition 1: Another way to start a conversation and subtly call on someone’s shit when you are being ghosted, ignored or left on read.

Definition 2: Similar to definition 1, but this time tempting them with nudes to get back their attention

When jack jack from The Incredibles 2 disappears in a different dimension, everyone says Num-num cookies to tempt him to come back.
Girl: Hey, it’s been awhile! I had fun last time. You said you’d call when you’re free.

Guy: (left on read)

Girl: Num-num cookies BITCH / Num-num cookies (insert noooods)
by El.Em. February 04, 2019
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Danish Butter Cookie

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.
John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
by Wheelwood January 15, 2018
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anyways cookie batter

a term used to end the conversation or change the subject. it can be brutally effective
Girl: ur so funny
Dude: am i though?
Girl: not really
Girl: anyways cookie batter
by September 08, 2020
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Dirty Hand Cookie

The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.
The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.
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