sucking dick for cookies

Sucking dick for drugs

Jill is such a dope ho she is always sucking dick for cookies.

by fatjerr November 18, 2013

The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

cookie dough or vanilla

a way of asking if someone is kinky or vanilla

cookie dough or vanilla?

cookie dough

by dheeckpeeck May 16, 2020

Cookie dibs out

It is the ultimate dibs out, if someone pulls the dibs out you can pull the cookie dibs out and it is basically the superior infinity dibs out and nothing can beat it

Dibs out on cleaning it,

Well I cookie dibs out, gotcha

by Allero July 20, 2020

anyways cookie batter

a term used to end the conversation or change the subject. it can be brutally effective

Girl: ur so funny
Dude: am i though?
Girl: not really
Girl: anyways cookie batter

by anonymous September 8, 2020

cookie jar money

Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.

Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?

Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.

by Mitties September 26, 2017

bocolate bip cookies

some kind of cookie

those were some good ass bocolate bip cookies bihhhh.

by zeppelin_nature November 3, 2017