bowl of cream

The biggest epic fail there is - you can't do anything with a whole bowl of it.
Often used in the same context as fail.

"this chicken is competely burnt."
"bowl of cream!"

by thomouse August 14, 2008

Everest the bowl

To "Everest the bowl" is when you take a dump so large that it rises above the water in the toilet. As in, the poo piled up and came up out of the water much like Mt. Everest rises above the clouds.

Man...I really had to drop a deuce. It was huge and I totally just Everest the bowl. What's an Everest the bowl? Yeah it's when the poo rises above the water like Mt. Everest rises above the clouds.

by Hack83 December 27, 2018

Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.

Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.

by Kjizzy May 6, 2018

Super Bowl Hangover

1. The aftermath of alcohol use during the Super Bowl
2. The drowsiness and fatigue after staying up all night watching the Super Bowl(non-alcoholic)

I woke up this morning with a Super Bowl Hangover after celebrating my team's win late into the night.

by Lana B. February 25, 2011

bowl nursing

when someone in a bong group takes forever to smoke a bowl, and sits there with the bong in hand while the rest of the group waits, considered a dick move. also known as cone nursing

guy in group: Dude are you going to smoke that bowl man?
guy with bong: yeah course
guy in group: then hurry the fuck up man your bowl nursing!

by ty148 May 10, 2017

Soup Bowl

A sex act during a threesome in which a man cums inside a woman's vagina and the third partner eats the cum out.

Last night, my gf's best friend ate a soup bowl.

by cmf9698 October 17, 2016

Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024