Boner Killer

9/10 math teachers and English teachers

Damn dude, my math teacher, Mrs. Bowman, is such a boner killer

by Cum is stored in your mother April 21, 2022

Scabby Boner

A Man Whore's Penis, A Douche Bag, and or a chaffed penis from dry masturbation

That dude is a scabby boner. I ran out of lotion so im wacking a scabby boner

by Rotney Den November 20, 2009

anti boner

Something awful or distasteful either visually or mentally that causes a non-erect penis to retract inward like a frightened turtle.

Example 1. seeing that guy get hit in the balls with a rock gave me an anti boner. Example 2: watching the fat chilean mail woman bend over to pick up mail gave me an anti, bro

by makey0urselfs1ck October 14, 2012

Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.

John gave Matt quite the shitty boner!

by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021

Disco Boner

When a DJ mixes from one song into the next so perfectly that one becomes so euphoric they attain what is known as a disco boner. Other symptoms may include goosebumps, screaming, twirling, whistling and waving arms in the air like you just don’t care. One of the highest compliments you can give a DJ.

"Man, the DJ is on fire tonight, that last mix gave me a disco boner!"

by DDiscoMMan April 24, 2023

Danger boner

An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.

Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.

Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!

*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*

by I3R0K3N7FEET March 7, 2018

Revolution Boner

- When a person gets excited, or gets a "Revolution Boner" after watching a documentary or propaganda for a specific cause.

That Anonymous video gave me a Revolution Boner! Lets go overthrow some tyrant governments!

by Kfz August 18, 2013