by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016
Get the Derpy assholemug. Someone who absolutely doesn't give one fuck. it's as If all the fucks in their library's are checked out. Also a synonym for Jacqueline Magno.
Ugh, I gave him $5 yesterday, but when I asked for $1 today, he's being selfish, what a Jackie.
He's such an asshole, he needs to learn to share.
He's such an asshole, he needs to learn to share.
by KAmdad November 13, 2014
Get the Assholemug. 
More commonly known as Sam Pepper, the asshole resorts to inhumane acts of sexual abuse when he feels like gaining some recognition online. When all fails, the asshole decides to lie like a little bitch and call it a social experiment eventhough said asshole knows it is still not right. The asshole may also pretend to kill someone in front of their best friend and make the other person break down in front of him, then scares the shit out of him by making the supposedly dead boy come back to like and jump scare his best friend, possibly scarring the boy for life and giving him mental health issues. BUT IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, RIGHT?!?
Beth: Ew look at that asshole grabbing little girls butts.
Amy: You mean that little Sam Pepper bitch.
Beth: Yeah.
Martha: Call the authorities.
~ Beth xxx
Amy: You mean that little Sam Pepper bitch.
Beth: Yeah.
Martha: Call the authorities.
~ Beth xxx
by _MyBlankDescription_ aka. Beth September 12, 2016
Get the Assholemug. 
This can also apply to men other than straight men. The definition on here currently only has an example of "Girl 1" and "Girl. 2" It could also apply to "Man 1 and "Man 2" with the same example.
Man 1: "Isn't Dan so smart and cute? What a great guy to have on our team."
Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."
Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."
by Andrea the So-So June 15, 2024
Get the narcissistic assholemug. by Bnobungus November 5, 2025
Get the Asshole Alyamug.