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Chemical Balls

"Stop calling them breast! They're not breast, they're chemical balls!" -Curb Your Enthusiasm
by Faux54 December 1, 2009
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Cocktail Balls

The courage brought about as a direct result of the consumption of alcohol, often resulting in an embarrassing or dangerous situation for those around the person experiencing it.
Steve: "Did you hear what happened to Curt last night?"

Kelly: "No, what?"

Steve: "He got Cocktail Balls at the bar last night....I bailed him out of jail this morning..."

Kelly: "Wow!"
by Deohgee8 December 16, 2009
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ball jump

When in Africa, an african wearing typical african gear and wooden shoes walks up to you criss-crossing his legs with one hand by his side and grabs hold of your balls very firmly.

Note- this will only work in Africa
When I was in Ethiopia, some random black dude ball-jumped me. I wish I could ball jump him too
by MR.KLAUS November 26, 2010
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Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.
1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.
by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010
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Newton Balls

When a man's two testicle collide within the scrotum resulting in a painful feeling. Much like that desk toy with the swinging balls.
Why'd you stop running?
I have Newton Balls
by Gordonopus September 5, 2010
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Cyber Balls

A cockhead with the awesome ability to insult people and have the best comebacks, but only over facebook or msn chat, because they are too much of a pussy face fuckwit without enough balls to say it to someones face.
Ususally a stupid whiney wee prick who knows if he says shit to someones face then they'll get their cry baby arse kicked, because they're a skinny computer nerd without half a brain, and think they're the man because the computer MAKES THEM TOUGH :D

... losers
Ben: he has a thing called cyber balls
Mike: wow cyber balls, that's such a cool way to explain it, i've never heard of it before.
Ben: that's cos i invented it 2 seconds ago
by Liv XD June 23, 2010
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Ball clappin'

When two guys have sex with eachother by use of a dildo in each one, bent over, back to back, so that the force of them having sex will cause their scrotum's two swing against eachother, making a clapping sound.
Dude, me and Gary were ball clappin' last night like we was on PCP.
by The Joe 82 July 2, 2006
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