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by anonymous November 26, 2023

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Acid Dad

A title earned by a male who both provides and takes acid (lsd) with an individual who has never tried it before.

Acid son: “I tried acid for my first time with Josh.”
Acid Virgin: “Dope!!! I heard he’s a sick acid dad.”

by Lsdaddy October 3, 2019

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Dad

Missing

He could be getting the milk and he could not, you wouldn't know .

Jimmy: "Did you hear about Bob's dad?"
John: "yeah, he's just getting the milk"
Jimmy: "but its been three years, John"

by your dad who is getting milk April 26, 2022

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The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.

Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"

Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."

Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"

me" you got the best dad lore"

by dr.marly December 9, 2023

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