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Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023
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cherry moon

A cherry moon, is when somebody displays their buttocks, whilst their balls hang visible beneath as the cherries
he didn't just show is ass Karen, he showed a cherry moon!
by Knox_99 September 24, 2023
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Moon Gooning

Similar to gooning;

Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.

Often completed in groups.

Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.

Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!
by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023
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Moon Cricket

One who posts a story on social media, but hides said story from certain individuals.
Damn that dude Ron is a moon cricket!
by G2theDouble March 28, 2023
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super blue blood moon

A super blue blood moon happens when a super moon, when the moon is closest in it's orbit to the Earth and it is 26% bigger and 30% brighter, a blue moon, the second full moon of a month and has nothing to do with the color, and a blood moon, which is a complete lunar eclipse which causes the moon to appear red, coincide.

A super blue blood moon is coming up on January 31st of 2018. The most recent one happened over 150 years, and will not happen again for an extremely long time.
People in Alaska, the Hawaiian islands, the western US, the Middle East, Asia, eastern Russia, Australia, and New Zealand will have the best view of this amazing event.
The super blue blood moon is very rare and an amazing sight.
by Psycho_Fangirl January 24, 2018
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Moon Landing

Getting that booty, being able to land on the moon(butt)
I am a booty warrior and I just stuck a moon landing!
by greenbean537 October 18, 2017
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moon burnt

The reference too or about someone's or somethings current skin color , tone or looks and or the body actions,words or hitness level of them.
Amity- cant wait tell summer so I can get a sun tan.
Tj- Oooo yeah bisshhh your moon burnt.
by big trappe April 1, 2019
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