texas sore throat

When you eat spicy food and feel the burn come out the other end.

Oi, I shouldn’t have eaten so many hot wings yesterday, I’ve got a Texas sore throat.

by The original STD June 22, 2019

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.

Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!

by Poopdick222!! May 22, 2019

texas toilet

A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)

I heard margret had a texas toilet by robert.

by Dickerdowner30000 September 05, 2017

Texas sundae

When a person shits in a woman’s vagina and than goes down on her and eats her out.

Dude!!! I just totally saw my neighbors do the Texas Sundae.

by EasyE August 22, 2022

Texas Sticky Boot

When one person takes another persons sock, and ejaculates inside of it, and rolls it back up, and places it back in the drawer for said person to unknowingly find.

Brandon gave Chad the old Texas Sticky Boot.

by ButcherMan1990 October 18, 2018

Texas Wahoo Twister

The act of grabbing onto a ceiling fan to spin around on top of that thang while doing it, specifically while on a waterbed.

“The fuzz(femboy huzz) got a lil quirky and gave me a Texas Wahoo Twister”

by daddyboy January 05, 2025

Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.

When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.

by EasyE August 28, 2022