When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.
by Voinyws June 30, 2022
Get the Texas Hammermug. A poker term used to describe slow play early in the round before more rigorous play following the elimination of a number of players.
Player 1: Man this guy is folding pre-flop on every hand!
Player 2: Yeah, you're right, he might be playing that Texas Tranq.
Player 2: Yeah, you're right, he might be playing that Texas Tranq.
by Craigos2300 January 14, 2021
Get the Texas Tranqmug. when you are doing a girl in missionary position but the sex is cash that she fucking dies, you understandably get scared so you proceed to then break into a Bon's Burgers and hide her body in a Sha the Sheep Animatronic
"Damn bro you seen Rosemary?", "nah bro last time I saw her she said that her husband was gonna try the Texas Bon with her"
by Dr retard July 22, 2021
Get the Texas Bonmug. by OilySaltine August 19, 2023
Get the Texas peemug. A Perfect Gift for anyone with any links to the great state of Texas. This perfect gift will include all the many great gourmet food items that come from Texas including, Pecans, Salsas of many flavors and styles, Cornbread mixes, spices and meat seasonings for grilling, BBQ Sauce, Pepper Sauce, Chili Mixes, Preserves made with Texas Fruit and Pecans, Jalapeno Jelly, Chewy Texas Pralines, Texas Cookbooks and Gifts and much more. All this is packed and packaged in a Texas shaped Basket or a Longhorn Shaped Basket.
by LoneStarLady July 10, 2011
Get the Texas Gift Basketmug. by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023
Get the texas hunkmug. by bubby3 January 6, 2016
Get the Texas Trianglemug.