Subway Straight Jacket

When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.

Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.

The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!

by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013

Straight Edge Simon

Someone that doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol

Dave: Is Larry coming to drink out for a drink
Daniels: Nah i think he's become a straight edge simon

by Conm January 16, 2021

Straight Edge Society

You don’t or never had done no drugs or drunk any alcohol ever in your life!!! Ask CM Punk

Straight Edge Society
Define: CM Punk, Chicago’s very own hero. THE BEST IN THE WORLD! PERIOD!!!

by KENPRINXE April 5, 2021

arabian straight jacket

when you take a shit on someone's chest/torso and then seran wrap it to them.

dude, that hooker totally gave me an arabian straight jacket last night.

dude, thats gross.

by emoBobbykid March 14, 2010

straight out of the earth

When you find something nice and it is made up of the finest materials from mother nature. examples like extremely pricey items and clothes

A: Damn those shoes are $970.00. I Can buy those at kohls for the same price.

B:those must be straight out of the earth

by raxxle dazzle April 25, 2010

Straight Steady Dippin

The feeling when you are really high and it feels like your heart stopped and you think you just died.

Cody: Are you alright?
Tyler: Yeah dude i was just straight steady dippin.

by cmor9 October 20, 2010

turn straight motherfucker

A way to screw with someone driving who doesn't know which way he needs to go.

"I can't find the street this party is on, where do I go?" Answer: "Turn straight motherfucker!"

by BullGMoney August 2, 2014