Jiggle My Way To Sleep

The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender
"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"
by hardcore.memester June 4, 2018
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Serpent's Sleep

When you allow your asshole to sink into the toilet bowl and then you flush the toilet effectively making it a make shift bidet. Just like Jormungandr when he would sleep, the realms water levels would rise consuming the lands.
I just let the toilet serpent's sleep my ass.
by MrZano69 May 10, 2019
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Sleep

1. When something was funny and you ain't dead, you sleep 2. When you boutta sleep on something cause you know it ain't worth your time. 3. Something you do when your tired.
1. Ha-ha im sleep
2. Mm Ima sleep
3. I needa sleep
by Angel.phillips May 3, 2016
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<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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sleep

basically a drug used by humanity since the beginning of time.
go get some sleep.
by vanexla January 1, 2021
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Sleep

Kyle: brooo I need some sleep rn
by Meatpounder25 May 12, 2022
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Sleeps

A way of counting down days to an exciting event. Exclusively used by infantile British morons who seem to think speaking like a 5 year old looking forward to christmas holidays (or chrimbo holibobs as they would say) is somehow endearing.
I can’t wait, only 3 more sleeps before I am off for my chrimbo holibobs.
by Onlyfaranginsaraburi December 25, 2023
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