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post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD)

The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.
Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.
by Chawncey July 24, 2014
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The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY

Guy 1: how do we describe the post above us
Guy 2: A carpet
Guy 1: MEGA GAY
Guy 2: yes, The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY
by Memes n’ stuff June 1, 2020
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Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder

PTSD or Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder is a mental health condition that ALU Computer Science students have after enrolling in CS for one term. IT's symptoms include unwillingness to attend classes, especially Friday morning classes.
It also has been reported that most CS students have switched to other degrees as a result of the condition.
The doctor said all the nightmares I have are a result of a Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder disease from all the discrete math assignments
by ALU-Challengers November 8, 2019
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IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression)

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.
by profbass March 18, 2010
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Post Cum-atic Stress

When a male is comitting the act of foreplay with his counter-part; and essentially is abandoned before the climax of sexual action. Post Cumatic Stress is the illness diagnosed after being Blue Balled.
by Gitt-R-Done or go home April 21, 2005
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Post-Traumatic Robertson Syndrome (PTRS)

When you are taking a class with Dr. Robertson, and you want to want to move on, but he is dragging out a quote, you are suffering from Post-Traumatic Robertson Syndrome.
My Post-Traumatic Robertson Syndrome (PTRS) is starting to kick in. We've been discussing the same quote from Kendi page 68 for the past 15 minutes!
by Double Entry Connoisseur July 12, 2023
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The neurological disorder that increases the libido and decreases inhibitions in some women following a breakup.
Hey, did you hear about Sophie? Her and Joe broke up. She's been going home with a new guy every night! Hell, she's even been banging the girls! Damn, she's got that Post Traumatic Slut Disorder (PTSD)!!
by Vinja August 1, 2016
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