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Baseball Players

People who are obligated to buy mugs for their mothers.
John: what’s Dan going at the mug store
Dave: he’s buying a mug for his mom, u know, cuz he’s a baseball players.
John: oh yea should’ve known
by Newjerseysuckssomuch November 22, 2020
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Most Trumpet Players

Play too quietly.
Trumpet Player: Quiet
Sane Person: Most Trumpet Players Play so Quietly
by Jerry Smith's Dog November 16, 2021
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playground kid

This kid is the one who loiters around the playground alone and talks to anyone who comes by. Typically, their hair is unkempt, their clothes are dirty and there is never a parent around.
Ugh. Didn't feel like talking but this playground kid followed me around the park as if I was his new best friend.
by afillo July 18, 2009
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Playare

A very laid back individual. He/She may enjoy internet forums, online gaming and other types of internet enabled social interactions. This individual hopes to express some individuality (obviously not creativity) by spelling the word, "Player" with a twist. Thus creating, "Playare"
Im no Player, i'm a Playare! :cool:
by Someones Hero September 28, 2009
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Playground's Closed

When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail
my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.
by urquie8910 January 24, 2011
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Math Playground

That site you fuck around with in school
Hey bro, you wanna go play some Math Playground? Ms. Hub's work is shit.
by PointingatmyBALLZ October 14, 2022
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