2 definitions:
1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.
2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))
1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.
2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))
(second definition defined here)
Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?
Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.
Person 1: Seems a little excessive.
Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.
Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.
Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?
Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.
Person 1: Seems a little excessive.
Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.
Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.
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After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.
The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"
After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.
The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"
by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023
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Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
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Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
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Hey Gordon Ramsay is coming but that stinky fish away.
It's just Kalista's dead ass pussy
Hey Gordon Ramsay is coming but that stinky fish away.
It's just Kalista's dead ass pussy
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You say "Zombie", We say "Walker"
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You say "Sexy", We say "Daryl"
You say "Child Soldier", We say "Carl"
You say "Santa", We say "Hershel"
You say "Crazy", We say "Full Shane"
You say "Evil", We say "Governor"
You say "Taylor Swift", We say "Beth"
You say "Country Girl", We say "Maggie"
You say "Therapist", We say "Hardwick"
You say "Life", We say "TWD"
You say "Machine". We say "Andrew"
You say "Zombie", We say "Walker"
You say "Sheriff", We say "Rick"
You say "Sexy", We say "Daryl"
You say "Child Soldier", We say "Carl"
You say "Santa", We say "Hershel"
You say "Crazy", We say "Full Shane"
You say "Evil", We say "Governor"
You say "Taylor Swift", We say "Beth"
You say "Country Girl", We say "Maggie"
You say "Therapist", We say "Hardwick"
You say "Life", We say "TWD"
You say "Machine". We say "Andrew"
by Vicktor "Wolf" Reznov April 5, 2021
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dinkle: BRO I GOTTA FINISH THIS PAPER!
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dinkle: *cries* you right.
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dinkle: *cries* you right.
by KevOnGod May 3, 2021
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there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!
it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!
it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !
let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !
i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !
i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
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