March 19

March 19 is fuck anyone who’s name is Aiden day. No don’t fuck them, but fuck them!!!

You: Hey Aiden fuck you

Aiden: Wait why
You: It’s March 19th, a day to fuck Aiden
Aiden: You wanna fuck?
You: No I don’t wanna fuck, fuck you!!
Aiden: Ohhhh

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 18, 2021

March 18

National send your friend a booty pic day

Send your friend a pic of your ass

Hey its March 18 you know what that means

by Knocksford knowledge March 18, 2021

March 20

Treat your best friend really good this day

Hey bestie it’s March 20th

by lolll45 March 20, 2021

March 20th

National Athena Day: You can only Athena Flick all day

Yo today is March 20th

by Yesterday McSkeeter March 20, 2021

22nd March

People born on this day are small and gay. They have small tits and no personality. They call people daddy all the time.

People born on 22nd March are gay

by KPxce March 21, 2021

March madness

A month we celebrate frat boy harry styles wearing a jersey

March madness makes me appreciate Harry Styles wearing a Jersey

by Johanna... March 22, 2021

March 23

It’s a day where you finally kiss your girlfriend if have been dating for more than 4 weeks. Unless it’s none-consensual then that’s not okay but then why are y’all dating? Anyways you get the point so grow some balls and do it!

It’s March 23rd and you haven’t kissed her yet... wtf mannn?!

by BurntandCruspy March 22, 2021