An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025
Get the Douche Metal Dorkmug. person one: dude have you seen millie!?
person two: you mean metal girlboss bimbo??!?!? she’s so pretty!!
person two: you mean metal girlboss bimbo??!?!? she’s so pretty!!
by robert smiths guitar May 28, 2022
Get the metal girlboss bimbomug. There's nothing wrong with only listening to metal. Most definitions on here seem to be by people who have never listened to metal.
by UltimateDoge January 25, 2024
Get the Metal Elitistmug. A person over 25 who rocks out with his friends and sing songs no one knows because they made them themselves and screams them to a crowd of people at their local bar.
by NannyLumps February 5, 2017
Get the middle age metalmug. "(Italian American Accent) When Tony was messin up da sidewalk, I had to give him a metallic reminder if you know what I mean"
by anonymous March 26, 2023
Get the Metallic Remindermug. by Space Shaken June 2, 2018
Get the metal ropemug. by katzer86 June 10, 2023
Get the metal detweaktingmug.