kick the keg

Umm stop, you take your foot… put a sock on, add some flip flops, next buy a keg, and kick it.

Kendra- “what do you wanna do today”

Jocelyn- “kick the keg”

by Tommyj123456 August 21, 2022

Kick-worthy

A person in need of a boot in the derriere.

That guy is kick-worthy and in need of a box of crying towels.

by Ki ho alu August 30, 2018

Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!

The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.

Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"

by Grand Priest of Cults July 16, 2019

FF Drop Kick

FF Drop Kick Is Where You Get Drop Kicked by a Fridge Freezer For Talking Shit

You Better Drop The Bullshit Before i Drop Kick You With A Fridge Freezer = FF Drop Kick

by FF Fridge Freezer July 31, 2018

kick the squirrel

Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’

by Drog65 October 5, 2020

Syrup kick

A secondary take of the "Waffle Stomp" the Syrup Kick is used when one has diarrhoea.

I had bubble guts so bad and shit myself in the shower. It was so running I had to syrup kick it towards the drain.

by anonymous March 5, 2024

Microwave Kick

When you fit a microwave in your ass and someone it ir to help you get it further in

Holy shit owen just microwave kicked dane and its like all the way in!!

by danesafucknigga June 17, 2025