i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog

A phrase used for being discrete about masturbation

She got some nice Titties i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog.

by Seaker's loli October 31, 2018

I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.

Describes a situation where one is woefully and comprehensively overdue with a task or work assignment. An older cliche presumably referring to a parade scenario lead by a marching band.

I'm never going to finish the page one graphic in time, I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.

by olde matey January 22, 2016

I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

1) The physical and mental state reached after the consumption of one to many drinks
2) Beaten physically

Budda: Dam this party is tight!
Pest: I dont know man, I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

by byBeardofZeus September 07, 2010

I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

"I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace."
Is part of a press conference. The conference was held on February 8th where President Joe Biden said this regarding cannabis legalisation at a federal level

Person 1: What are you smoking on tonight mr president?
Person 2: I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace.

by Sukin duks of March 02, 2023

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game

We are past the point where we need to impress one another because I have got the feeling for you

in the movie Bringing Down the House

by Slowmo November 10, 2003

i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.

sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.

by aludin April 30, 2007

Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!

A term exclusive to pre-teens and individuals below the age of thirteen, exceptions are made for lowlifes and socially incompetent adolescents when faced with a challenge, (typically a relative, since individuals whom use this term haven't moved out of their parent's house) standing between the individual and their gaming.
This game is exclusive to minecraft naturally, however these gamers still remain dominant over the peasants whom still play fortnite
Get a life.

Karen is never coming back.

Kyle: "Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!"
Karen: "But Kyle, your dad is on the phone."
Kyle: "What the fuck does he want?"

Ominous figure behind Karen: "The kids."

by Eddie Toast September 16, 2019