Human methamphetamine

A car of acid steaming threw a funnel into high density cigarette smoke hydrochloric preferred

Dump the human body into the acid and fume threw the cigarette smoke

The human methamphetamine is frightening

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Human Bong

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.

"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."

by acid)eater May 07, 2024

Human Cigarette

When one person’s hair is set on fire whilst getting there toes sucked

1 “ what happen to your hair?”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”

by Big Muh Fuggin Eaf April 06, 2021

just a regular human

just a normal human being with no upsides or downsides

look, im not special. im just a regular human being.

by marine_ December 07, 2023

The Human Snowman

Where there is a person laying flat on the bed and cum covering the entire body

Person 1: Man, I'm so tired.
Person 2: That's the because you made me the human snowman last night.

by ungabunga04 July 01, 2021

Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.

Steven hawking's is such a human vegetable.

by Vege tard October 30, 2023

Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 06, 2021