Pick me dad

The sports dads that are always inserting themselves as if they’re a coach but not a coach
Look at Steve over there in the huddle with the team, what a pick me dad
by BlueChameleon June 11, 2024
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Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it
*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(
by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024
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Dad's sisters pussy!

This is a word that can be used to describe an inbred, or someone you suspect of being an inbred. (You just want to make fun of them.)
Alex, have you left your Dad's sisters pussy!?. You need to grow a pair and stop camping corners!
by Paxqueer March 23, 2024
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dad peen

When you get older your sick doesn't erect as much as it use to. Your foreskin gets saggy and your balls hang low.
Going down on a dad peen is nasty. Foreskin so sloppy I could use it as a sleeping bag.
by BBPOSKA August 19, 2019
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Dad the chad

Dad the chad aka Mark Dornath
by Chad Dornath December 12, 2020
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