Dad

Ran away on when I was born

Me:born
Dad:runs like flash

by The person who you see November 9, 2019

Dad

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Could not find: Dad
Did you mean: Man who went to go get milk and hasn't come back after 15 years?

by TheRedPandaMafia854 May 17, 2022

Dad joke

Used by Hugh Mungus

Dad jokes used by Hugh Mungus

Crazy lady "what's your name?"
Hugh Mungus "it's Hugh...Mungus."

by See me standing here October 12, 2018

think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.

(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.

by johnnyhash1283 May 31, 2009

dad

He may be kinda dumb, but hey, atleast he doest give you fucking bipolar disorder fir the rest of your life.

Dad is working hard, while your mom is sitting inside "working" when she is really just watching some shitty soap opera.

by Densest March 1, 2017

New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021

Dads

Day after drinking shits.

Damn I have dads and it’s coming out like lava!

by Death Keeper June 8, 2019