sucking dick for cookies

Sucking dick for drugs

Jill is such a dope ho she is always sucking dick for cookies.

by fatjerr November 18, 2013

Milk and Cookies Boy

Lewis Ashworth

"Yes Milk and Cookies Boy"

by Pc Nonce December 23, 2020

Danish Butter Cookie

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.

John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie

by Wheelwood January 15, 2018

Dirty Hand Cookie

The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.

The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.

by AbracadabraSkywalkerWereAfta June 23, 2018

Moo Cow Cookies

An original cookie base out of Freeport, LI. Originated out of the pure wub for the world, meant to be share and not to be withheld from the world.

OMG moo cow is bringing Moo Cow Cookies!

by Gbarr85 April 9, 2010

Cookie dibs out

It is the ultimate dibs out, if someone pulls the dibs out you can pull the cookie dibs out and it is basically the superior infinity dibs out and nothing can beat it

Dibs out on cleaning it,

Well I cookie dibs out, gotcha

by Allero July 20, 2020

Bacon Cookie Sammich

A delicious combination of a Bacon Grid (6 intertwined sliced of bacon, 3x3) and Chocolate Chip Cookies put together on any choice of wheat product such as a Biscuit, toast, Donut, or just plain bread. Commonly used as currency for favor's, Just as a dollar is a promise of gold.

Hey dude, thanks for backing me up back there. I owe you a bacon cookie Sammich.

by Firestar4680 June 9, 2011