sucking dick for cookies

Sucking dick for drugs

Jill is such a dope ho she is always sucking dick for cookies.

by fatjerr November 18, 2013

Dirty Hand Cookie

The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.

The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.

by AbracadabraSkywalkerWereAfta June 23, 2018

Num-num cookies

Definition 1: Another way to start a conversation and subtly call on someone’s shit when you are being ghosted, ignored or left on read.

Definition 2: Similar to definition 1, but this time tempting them with nudes to get back their attention

When jack jack from The Incredibles 2 disappears in a different dimension, everyone says Num-num cookies to tempt him to come back.

Girl: Hey, it’s been awhile! I had fun last time. You said you’d call when you’re free.

Guy: (left on read)

Girl: Num-num cookies BITCH / Num-num cookies (insert noooods)

by El.Em. February 4, 2019

cookie jar money

Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.

Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?

Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.

by Mitties September 26, 2017

bocolate bip cookies

some kind of cookie

those were some good ass bocolate bip cookies bihhhh.

by zeppelin_nature November 3, 2017

Danish Butter Cookie

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.

John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie

by Wheelwood January 15, 2018

The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020