Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022

man cold

when a man is sick so he becomes incredibly rude to his significant other to cope for the illness he is suffering from. It doesnt matter if its a small cold, or the flu, your man will never treat you kindly.

"bryan has been so rude today"
"yeah he has man cold"

by boyfriendhater101 December 01, 2023

Cold Mintie

Unawaringly inserting a mintie with one's tongue in a vagina whilst licking her out.

I totally gave this hot bitch a cold mintie last night and she loved it

by Candy Time August 16, 2010

Cold Snitch

(Verb)When you accidentally rat someone out.

“I guess Jon told his wife he had to work late. I cold snitched him when I gave her his coat that he left at the bar when he was out with me

by RD PS December 08, 2019

Ken Doll Cold

So cold your manhood is non-existent

It wasnt till I was balls deep that I realized it was Ken Doll Cold!

by Spookm14 June 28, 2019

cold hump

when you are horny in the winter and dont have a girl until the lust kicks in and fuck a snowman/women until you cant feel your dick

Man I was so horny last night that I cold humped my snowwomen

by : ? l October 14, 2021

cold screwing

When someone passes their cold onto you.

"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"

by Maximuscrates December 06, 2016