rachet clown car

College girls on their way to or from a party

Tommy: There must have been at least ten girls in that one van
Johnny: That one crazy rachet clown car

by firepenguin1 January 31, 2014

Ass clown

a qualified clown that is trained to perform tricks deep inside your ass

''did you see that Ass clown ? ''

''yeah he is amazing , His tricks the clowns ass ''

by clusterfudge December 14, 2014

Ass clown

A person who doesn't use common sense.

did you turn off the water. Stop being an Ass Clown

by Zmon June 29, 2015

Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.

Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"

by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015

Ass Clown

A jerk of a politician who constantly spams you with e-mail begging for money even though he is worth 93 million dollars. A politician who divorces his wife and then refuses to support her and his children even though he is worth 93 million dollars.

Alan Grayson is an ass clown.

by GrooviGirl August 27, 2015

Douche Clown

Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.

This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.

by Mhester75 November 14, 2015

Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.

James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!

by Meatstalk September 3, 2016