Pants candy

My bomb ass dick

You girls wants some pants candy?!

by Joball69 November 1, 2017

Mexican Candy Cane

When a Mexican Woman pulls out a Tampon with a twisting motion thus creating a Mexican Candy Cane

Sammy inaverdly pulled out her female sanitary gato unit creating a sudden Mexican Candy Cane.

by Wesdog64 May 3, 2018

taffy candy

very good candy

do you like taffy candy?

by woserz February 5, 2018

Cotton Candy

The act in which one cups his or her fart, cup cake , and then hits someone nearby in the eye, resulting in a black eye, and pink eye. The blue from the black eye, and the pink from the eye infection, creates a nice color combination that is commonly found in cotton candy.

I am very gassy tonight, so I will be dishing out lots of cotton candy.

by MasonYeBoi May 29, 2018

Road Candy

Cool things you find on the side of the road. Dollar bills, clothing, tools, etc

Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!

by Inkstainedivy May 14, 2018

Bat Candy

A bat grip for a baseball or softball bat with innovative style.

Matt credits his 17 game hit-streak to his new bat candy.

by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018

Shoulder Candy

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.

I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.

by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018