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Christian Gallagher 

Christian Gallagher is the perfect mix of everything. He's liked by everyone that meets him, even if he doesn't thinks so. He is an amazing boyfriend, yet sometimes he can get annoying. He loves you for who you are and treats you like you're perfect. He calls you beautiful, even when you know that you're not. He is loyal, sweet, charming, and somewhat dorky. He never keeps secrets, and always knows just what to say to make you smile and blush.
Christian Gallagher is my Gummy Bear....
I Love you ;-)
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Christian Cavallaro 

A strong and muscly boi with superpowers so strong even Thanos fears them. They include:
teleporting aliens from area 51 to his house
Eating beans
catching Wilson
breaking a $50 vase
This dude usually is usually pretty fucking terrible.
“Yeah dude Christian is such a dick hole
Christian by Hoodiedan July 28, 2019
Christian is funny. He’s the guy you would want to hang out with. Christian’s love music and science. He likes most animals. Christian are kinda goofy. They like to be the star of the show. They like sports but aren’t great at them. Christian’s are an overall pretty great person!
Christian is awesome!
Christian by cczhakjaeb!!!!! August 6, 2019

Christiantifa(scist) 

Portmanteau of the word Christian and Antifascist.
Might be abbreviated as "Christiantifa"
Noun used to describe Christians that patriotically stand against fascistic policies and institutions and governments.
Examples may include; Christians who are resisting Duterte's regime in The Philippines; Christians that defied Franco in Spain; and the group Christians Against Nationalism.
"Did you hear that the Christiantifa(scist)s deplatformed that national socialist yesterday? They say they do it because he was speaking wicked tongues in g-d's name!"
He's a fat fuck, who preys on girls who beats his schmeat to super smash bros characters.
look at the Christian over there, blind as fuck!
Christian by GucciGangMember69 August 20, 2019
He is a fucking legend he is dumb as fuck and funny as hell.

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