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Mr. Burger

(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
"Yo, Mr. Burger is the best teacher dawg!"
"Yo I know, DAWG!"
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dunkle burger

Hey, sandra gave birth to dunkle burger yesterday! She’s so cute
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Joshua burger

This name is referring to a woman who stuffs McDonalds burgers up her anal cavity to reach maximum pleasure when they all start decomposing in her cavity.
That man Joshua looks like the type to do some Joshua burger stuff.
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Ramsey's Perfect Burger

When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"

"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"
by anonymous November 1, 2021
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Burger

of, relating to, or being a person whose gender identity and sexual orientation is arbitrarily assigned based on social stigma and radicalized political ideologies
1. What is burger going to do about the perceived discrimination on my colleagues?
2. Excuse me, burger; I would like to order a large burger and fry, hold the pickle.
3. Burger's name is Hayden Kendall, and burger will be attending a private school where all the smartest burgers go.
by |NoThing| November 4, 2021
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burger moment

ur flopping so much that you don’t know what to say
have u seen my burger?

no, that’s such a burger moment
by fatfuckingcat November 7, 2021
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puff burger

1. An over-weight, but attractive female.
2. A fluffy cat.
Wow! Check out that puff burger!
by PuffMomma November 10, 2021
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