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Boner Activation

When A Male Only Physically Needs Just Enough Attention And Sexual Action From A Female To Get To The Peak Of His Boner.
"No Baby I Don't Want Sex, I Just Need Some Boner Activation."
by Awesome McAwesomeeeee January 21, 2012
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bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.
by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012
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pocket boner

The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.
James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?

Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011
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Disco Boner

When a DJ mixes from one song into the next so perfectly that one becomes so euphoric they attain what is known as a disco boner. Other symptoms may include goosebumps, screaming, twirling, whistling and waving arms in the air like you just don’t care. One of the highest compliments you can give a DJ.
"Man, the DJ is on fire tonight, that last mix gave me a disco boner!"
by DDiscoMMan April 24, 2023
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ZESTY BONER

Mark: stop being a zesty boner

Cam:what does that mean

Andrew: when your gay and get an erection
Cam: Oh I have a Zesty boner
by Big rock beater April 25, 2023
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Golf boner

The act of becoming aroused by golfing or thinking about golfing.
Jim canceled his date because he got a golf boner on the way home from work.
by HinckleyHappy December 20, 2022
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Boner monkey

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.
Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023
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