Ball Wanking

Where one man pulls his balls and another man thrusts his penis between them.

I enjoyed ball wanking my boyfriend yesterday, he enjoyed it but boy am i sore.

by sexypoo November 30, 2009

Brew Balls

Lack of drunkenness felt by an invited party guest of host(s) due to unforeseen circumstances such as shortage of beer or party crashers draining the stash.

"Bro, i had Brew Balls like you cant understand after all of those dirt bags crashed lou-a-palooza."

by Sazier March 2, 2009

Stealth balls

1. An intentional secret protrusion of the scrotum sack through the fly of a man's pants. This is done to induce shock or laughter from the intended target. Many innocent bi-standards may be injured after seeing this.

John: "Damn it! Joe pulled out his stealth balls again last night. It caused Jane to almost throw up all over me!"

by nakdau March 24, 2010

Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.

1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.

by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010

Suger Balls

The absence of regular balls. In other words, acting like a wimp.

Suger Balls

by Trizzlesnitswalls January 15, 2010

Hang Ball

When you pull your pants down to piss, and one of your testicles hangs out of your pants, and the other stays in your pants. Can be slightly painful/uncomfortable if wearing very tight pants.

Person 1: Man, I hate having to take a piss because I always have a hang ball.
Person 2: Yeah, I feel your pain.

by lolii June 2, 2012

dangle ball

when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there

"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"

or...

"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."

by chin girl is number one October 7, 2003