mama half reindeer

a fake butt enhanced by surgery belonging to a woman who regularly paints her house using cream cheese

After I found out my wife has a mama half reindeer, I started using regular paint.

by Cactus Malpractice Fan August 21, 2025

Half past moist

1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..

2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet

"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"

by Human_cum August 25, 2016

houston half pipe

In a three-way with two chicks a dude uses his tongue to fill the second hole while lying on his back. The two females must be facing each other and enjoying themselves.

I was totally going to town with these two chicks last night. I had them in the Houston Half Pipe position.

by H-town Go-town January 16, 2014

half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

not half

not at all; in no way.

"the players are not half bad"

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Half a decade

This is five years

It's going to be I half a decade ago when I turn 15.

by 459395 February 17, 2022

half beanie

Having a condom on halfway and fucking a female. (It looks like a beanie on a dick)

Yo, I heard Tyler half beanied a bitch last night

by Half beanie legend January 23, 2023