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Alex's math skill

Famous mathmatic theorst Dr. Alex McFarland, who is documented to have received 14 percent on his mathematics examination. Thus putting him in the bottom percentile of mathematics skills in the country.
Johnny : Did you hear autistic Alex's score in maths?
Lira : Yes, 14% they say
Johnny : What a Dullard!
Lira : Alex's math skill is lacking.
by Brian Cox. June 15, 2021
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alex reyman

A fucking ass cancer bitch. All Alex reymans can suck my ass.
Fuck Alex Reyman in his bleached asshole.
by Djbdszhjfch May 27, 2017
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Alex Bacon Syndrome

This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.
John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.
by Jawnsmith September 4, 2013
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Alex Salmond Syndrome

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness
Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome
by Skating on your Brains March 29, 2017
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your Alex is showing

Used to let A female know her butt crack is showing when bent over or crouching.

Not to be confused with the phrase ” your Carla is showing
A female bends over to get one of the guys a beer. One of the guys sees her butt crack sticking way!! out of her jeans. He then announces to everyone "hey your Alex is showing" She then covers it up and usually slaps the accuser.
by WFKST May 17, 2010
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alex from target

Noun. Alex from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. His powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Alex for he is a gift from God. He owns the internet now. He owns you.
I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Alex from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.

Don't look at Alex from target to long or else you'll regret it
by IToldYouSo November 3, 2014
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Alex from target

i have no idea who this guy is but somehow he gained fame on instagram just because he is cute
by perfection mm November 17, 2014
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