Cup Monkey

Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.

Hey Ben why do you hold your glass of Kasteel like a cup monkey ?

by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025

the championship cup

69'ing while standing up

I hooked up with this one chick last night, she was the perfect size to do The Championship Cup with.

by SPOS September 24, 2017

cup half empty

A person who thinks that emptiness in a cup can be halved.

Girl 1: Look at that hottie!
Girl 2: Hell no!
Girl 3: Why?
Girl 1: Yeah, why? *bleep*.
Girl 2: I'm pretty sure they're that cup half empty guy.
Girl 1 and 3: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

by Naxzed May 26, 2019

Gaston county Tea Cup

When you pull your ball sack out and form a bowl of sorts and let your buddy fill it with piss, and then sip the urine from the sack.

Hey bro- you down for a Gaston county tea cup party?

by Fergy Fresh March 8, 2023

Cup a Gametes

The act of using your hand to cup the semen after an orgasm that has landed on the waistline in an attempt to clean yourself.

When mom knocked on the door I had to “Cup a Gametes” in a hurry.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

Birds and Cups

A play on the term the Birds and the Bees, it means to ejaculate into a cup instead of into the opposite sex. It can only be used on people who are single and aren't in a relationship.

Person 1: Hey, I heard he's gonna be spending Valentine's day alone this year.

Person 2: I hope he doesn't go birds and cups again. I know he's lonely but still..

by CabralCorp February 14, 2025

[cup 'o suck]

An insult. Telling someone they should go f#*^k themself. Can be used to turn a person down, when given a hideous pick up line.

Why don't you go pour yourself a cup 'o suck?

by Martha G February 4, 2009