Fake it until you break it

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....

Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!

by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023

meat breaks

Beans Beans of a cat. His or her paws.

"Rub her meat breaks, she likes it!"

by Slinkyspy March 15, 2020

bestfriend heart break

a best friend heart break is when who you thought was ur bestfriend plays with ur mind over and over again until one day your heart just shatters

bestfriend: “i love you and your my bestfriend “. and I’ll just say that to hurt cause I’m lying.
Chloe: thank you for taking my heart and then breaking it. my bestfriend heart break

by ccn553 December 16, 2017

Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.

"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"

by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 9, 2022

Break

The complete opposite of the technical definition; the time period where teachers find it perfectly acceptable to assign giant heaps of homework. As if students have time to analyze every Shakespearean play, invent an entirely new mathematical equation, read chapters one through ninety for biology, and singlehandedly solving world hunger; a time of no rejuvenation.

"Students, make sure you read all four hundred sixty four pages of 'Wuthering Heights' and write a 10 page summary on the theme of the book. Oh, by the way, I hope you have a very relaxing winter break, and make sure you get enough sleep!"

by The Foster Growler September 28, 2015

spring break

the trailer to summer, normally is horrible if you spend it at home. The rich kids at my private school go to Hawaii or Cancun and the Middle Class kids stay in the states, usually going to a next door state in the same region

“I’m Stoked for spring break. I’m going to North Carolina”
“ That’s fun but I’m bingeing every season of The Outer Banks on Netflix”

by harryslefttoenail March 26, 2023

Breaking the record

The action of intentionally repeating oneself to win an argument or get they're way

"Dude yes they can"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"
"I've seen them do it"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"
"your just gonna keep breaking the record aren't y-"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"

(Turkey guy is promptly beat to death)

by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023