His girlfriend is starting to hate him and he’s become largely immune to her passive-aggressive behaviour because he’s a shell of the man she thought he’d amount to. They’re spending 70% of their already taxed income on rent so they can live in reasonable proximity to the job he hates. Their prospects of owning a home align with their chances of winning the lottery. He spends 6+ hours a day planning his draft kings lineup and listening to Bitcoin podcasts because it acts as a source of hope and mental escapism from the dopamine-deprived corporate hellhole he spends most of his conscious life pretending to work for. He’s effectively entered the “privatized welfare” class of Canadians whereby he’s paid a shitty wage, with nearly 0 chance of upside in return for sitting at a desk for 37.5 hours a week and pretending to click buttons on a screen that matter. He’s given up, drowning in his own irrelevance- “there must be more” he murmurs to himself as he clambers into the revolving door with his unwashed, wrinkled corporate attire, the uninspiring symphony of monotonous grays and blues, which is like an elaborate camouflage designed for aspiring off
by fabioforeign July 31, 2023
I love SF?9 Rowoon wife but you are so smelly like someone who doesn't realize or realise
I love SF?9 Rowoon wife but you are so smelly like someone who doesn't realize or realise
by Handle100 August 08, 2023
When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.
by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023
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by fei2kewl November 24, 2021
An over 30 year old man (mainly bald British) who wears full football kits with their name and number on the back
by Micky9admirer November 02, 2021
Vulgar
Used in Hong Kong
Pronunciation: "gau" (the number "9" in Cantonese)
Literal meaning: penis (n.)
Pragmatic Meaning: stupid; pointless; ridiculous; making something pointless, ridiculous or useless
Usually used as an adjective or an adverb in Hong Kong English
More: on9, on99, 9gag,
Used in Hong Kong
Pronunciation: "gau" (the number "9" in Cantonese)
Literal meaning: penis (n.)
Pragmatic Meaning: stupid; pointless; ridiculous; making something pointless, ridiculous or useless
Usually used as an adjective or an adverb in Hong Kong English
More: on9, on99, 9gag,
Adj.: This idea is 9. (This idea is stupid.)
Adj.: 9 people make 9 suggestions. (Stupid people make stupid suggestions.)
Adj.: I won't take the 9railway. It costed Hongkongers a bloody USD$8.60 billion for a slower train service with collapsing terminals. (I won't take High-Speed Rail Link between Hong Kong and China. It costed Hongkongers a bloody USD$8.60 billion for a slower train service with collapsing terminals.)
Adv.: "Tag 9 him." (Fucking tag him on Facebook)
Adv. & Adj.: "I 9did my assignment. It was a 9 topic anyway." (I not-giving-a-fuck-did my assignment. It was a ridiculous/pointless/stupid topic anyway.)
Adj.: 9 people make 9 suggestions. (Stupid people make stupid suggestions.)
Adj.: I won't take the 9railway. It costed Hongkongers a bloody USD$8.60 billion for a slower train service with collapsing terminals. (I won't take High-Speed Rail Link between Hong Kong and China. It costed Hongkongers a bloody USD$8.60 billion for a slower train service with collapsing terminals.)
Adv.: "Tag 9 him." (Fucking tag him on Facebook)
Adv. & Adj.: "I 9did my assignment. It was a 9 topic anyway." (I not-giving-a-fuck-did my assignment. It was a ridiculous/pointless/stupid topic anyway.)
by DrDtheHKlishGuru March 18, 2019