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kyle york

A true king in the Kounsel. Know to have a very #NDH.
Just like Kyle YorK, all Kyles of the Kounsel are Kings, with only the nicest of dicks.
#NDH
by Weazelwacker October 22, 2020
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beat a kyle at pool day

July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.
Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”
by Im_a_petty_comedian July 16, 2021
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kyle beach

A term used for one who needs to stop talking.
"Hey, this guy did something really awful to me."

"No one likes a snitch, kyle beach."
by Professor Nate April 27, 2024
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Kyled

to invent a wildly inaccurate number so as to make a partisan point.

Based upon Arizona Sen. John Kyl's assertion that abortions accounted for "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" In fact, abortions represent approximately 3 percent, according to Planned Parenthood's statistics.
He Kyled Alicia when he told her that 78 percent of serious crimes are committed by paroled felons. She totally believed his lie.
by ecurgus May 2, 2011
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Kyle

The best and most intelligent person alive. However, a Kyle is not only intelligent, but very handsome and athletic. In fact, The average Kyle has an IQ of about 176 and a 4:21 minute mile! Additionally, I, a fellow Kyle, was announced as the Times Magazine 2006 person of the year! All in all, the information above is proof that ALL Kyle's are great, and that is why I think that the next president should be someone named Kyle.
Person 1: Hey man, I was wondering what the best name is.
Person 2: Kyle is a great name! In fact, did you know that the average Kyle is a billionaire?

Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that. Now I know that the best name is Kyle.
by NotASpoon February 3, 2020
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Kyle

A male Karen treats ppl bad who did nothing to him, he wears the stupid haircut with his bangs sticking straight up cuz he thinks he’s still got a baby face. He glorify his high schools days cuz that’s when karens and kyles peak and they age like milk after that. And they expect females to pay their own way and have something to bring to his table bcuz he does not care what a woman looks like just how she can serve bcuz he thinks he is superior to all women and other races
He was totally being a Kyle when treat the nice restaurant staff like shit for no reason and his stupid haircut with the bangs sticking straight up made everyone want to puke and he call the police to snitch on some ppl jaywalking
by Rosie pie June 3, 2021
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Kyle

A man that only leads women on for his own benefits
Hey you know Kyle ?! Yeah , he lead that pretty girl on thinking he’d get lucky
by Okive October 20, 2020
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