Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody

Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night“
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson“

by woody7192 April 11, 2024

dirty straw

When your girl let you do her in the ass and you pull out to give her a break cause it's hurting her. Then you look down to see shit on you dick so you get turned off and go limp.

We were having anal sex in the shower last night and but we didn't finish cause she gave me a dirty straw.

by 89anderson June 10, 2017

Dirty Nyxi

When you have a fetish over the tooth fairy and want to bang a girl named Sasha

Bruh, she likes sasha?
Shes such a dirty nyxi

by Kummaster October 18, 2020

dirty hayes

The act of going to the grocery store, emptying a milk carton then refilling it with your white liquid.

Holy shit my cereal is filled with dirty hayes!

by Hicah November 3, 2022

The Dirty Platypus

The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.

Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night

by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022

Dirty Wian

It's when you call someone out for being on crack and then sniff cocaine through your ass

Hey you stop being a DIRTY WIAN

by Fish tank 5000 November 24, 2021

Dirty Portia

When you dress up as a horse and stuff bree in to you own anus untill it melts so you can fluctuate bree bubbles whilst masterbating

Person1: why does it stick of cheese.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.

Example 2

I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.

by jingle joy August 7, 2021