National Manuel Day

Hes gotta get his dick sucked and he is going to suck dick

national manuel day is crazy. lets have fun

by yvyggygy October 16, 2019

National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo

Jamie got slapped

Bob: Jamie let me slap u

Jamie: why

Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair

by Aa.ron45 January 2, 2023

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

All Day I Dream

A party where everyone falls asleep because it’s so boring that you literally go there to dream. Melatonin is dripped into all food and drinks.

Hey who’s all going to all day I dream? Oh no one cause it’s boring, oh wait you’re all going anyway?

by Dicktoobig69 May 31, 2023

pushing cripples day

October 25 is the day where you could pushed your crippled friend.

Hey did you know it’s pushing cripples day? Let’s push our friend with a broken knee!

by Haha..12 October 19, 2022

National Send Nudes Day

November 13th is National Send Nudes Day.
This is the day you send nudes to someone you like.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

Person 2: *sends nudes to Person 1*

Person 1: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day!

by powernap November 13, 2023

National Make out day

On The Day April 14, People Just get to make out. Have Fun

Holy Shit, Its National Make Out Day, Im Gonna Make out with my wall

by Jeff Motherlord May 25, 2018